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carrier71: I’m fairly certain this picture started with the phrase, “hold my beer and get your camera ready”

carrier71:

I’m fairly certain this picture started with the phrase, “hold my beer and get your camera ready”

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thedailywhat: Morning Fluff: Yakini, a newborn baby gorilla at the Melbourne Zoo, is no fan of a cold stethoscope. Full disclosure: These pics were taken in 1999. Yakini now is fully grown. [reddit]

thedailywhat:

Morning Fluff: Yakini, a newborn baby gorilla at the Melbourne Zoo, is no fan of a cold stethoscope.

Full disclosure: These pics were taken in 1999. Yakini now is fully grown.

[reddit]

(Source: thedailywhat)

gentlesleaze:

“Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called The Pledge.The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course… it probably isn’t. The second act is called The Turn. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you’re looking for the secret… but you won’t find it, because of course you’re not really looking. You don’t really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn’t clap yet. Because making something disappear isn’t enough; you have to bring it back. That’s why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call The Prestige.” 

(via iamgeneralzod)

Mufasa: A king’s time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
Young Simba: And this’ll all be mine?
Mufasa: Everything.
Young Simba: Everything the light touches…

(Source: dailyclassicdisney, via iamgeneralzod)

There are certain things in life where you know it’s a mistake but you don’t really know it’s a mistake because the only way to know that it really is a mistake is to make that mistake and go, “Yup, that was a mistake”. So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake because then you’ll go about your whole life not knowing whether it was a mistake or not.

—Lily - How I Met Your Mother, 01x21 (Milk)

(Source: alousydinosaur)